Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Things That Make You Go Whaaaaaat

Porn star's offer to Bin Laden
Italy's most famous porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama Bin Laden.


The 55-year-old actress said it was about time somebody tackled the terrorist and claimed she could be just the woman for the job.

Speaking at an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolina said: "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it.

"I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims."

The blonde porn star, whose real name is Anna Ilona Staller, pointed out that Bin Laden could learn from Saddam Hussein's mistakes.

In the 1990s she offered herself to Saddam Hussein if he gave up dictatorship of Iraq, and added that if he had taken up her offer "who knows what might have happened."

My thoughts on this. Ok very noble of ya lady, but I doubt this will work. OBL's gripes against the West are not because he isn't getting any ya know?
As for the picture for a moment I thought she was a guy. You know crossdressed and all (No offense meant to the guys who like to do that though).
As for her offer to Saddam, frankly lady I doubt if you would have made it out of Iraq. Saddam's sins had a reputation with the women esp Uday.
Dubya get a hint will ya? It will be 5 years since 911 and OBL is still free somewhere. Talk about being incompetent!

14 comments:

Keshi said...

I read this in the papers yday..was not amazed at her offer cos sane ppl r trying to do just anything to stop this madness with bloodshed...

**My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims

She should rephrase that to...
"My breasts only ever helped people while Bin Laden's brain has helped only him alone to rot..."

Keshi.

White Magpie said...

Totally grosse..Am yet to decide what made Playboy put her on the cover..Cant say her intentions are noble too. Perhaps she isnt getting any at this stage ;)

Aditi said...

Ok I havent seen this elsewhere and I thought it was satire onion style or something. Honestly she did look like a crossdresser when i saw the picture too.. Wierd..

karmic_jay said...

LOL@keshi.. good one.
WM..lol maybe.
Aditi, maybe it's the way people use make up? I amglad I am not the only one to think she looked the way she did.

Comandante Agí said...

She looks like a guy. Aren't there any *hot* pornstars willing to give themselves to Bin Laden? We can't expect to win the War on Terror with 55-year old masculine blonde women.

Zii said...

gentlelady

Viewer said...

OH seriously what was she thinking with such a statement ?



And yeah she seriously looks like a drag queen ... i feel they too do a better job

Silvs said...

LOL .. uhmmm So Bin Ladden is in his cave, picks up the news to see what stupid b.s Bush is saying and sees this ..and i'm sure he thinks, and they think I'm CRAZY??!

Isn't Bin Ladden getting 12 young virgins when he dies ? I'm pretty he wants that instead.

Silvs said...

I just came back .. to say i think she has some sort of like.. Take me you evil man you .. spank me in your cave fetish.

karmic_jay said...

silvs..lol. To each one their own fetish..

Id it is said...

Noble intention, nevertheless...

Mr. J said...

She looks like a guy and she claims she has breasts? Yuck!! I'm sure they're artificial.

saby said...

i dont have breasts but one good pair of testicles and a penis

cud i be of help ?

Brad said...

Imagine the offers she must have got now to make a movie with a OBL look alike. Well, her objective has been achieved, I am sure.

Seriously, I commend her or her strategist's intelligence for the act; but if she was serious about her 'offer', God save the world from such buffoons.