Monday, May 29, 2006

Some Useless Inventions... And One Heck Of A Unique Phone
A butter stick! What if it melts ?



Roach killing slippers and you can wear them too!


Solar Powered Cigarette Lighter (How long does it take to light one? The smoker might go into withdrawal by then)


You don't want your long hair getting in the way of eating those noodles do you?


This beats the Razr phone any day and this is some major bling!
GoldVish cell phone
Nobody's impressed that you have a RAZR anymore. What used to be an exclusive and expensive gadget has become as ubiquitous as the iPod, so what's a status-conscious oil baron to do? The GoldVish "Le Million de la Nuit" is without a doubt the most exclusive cell phone ever made, as there's only one in existence. There may be only one, but that still might be one more than there are people willing to pay, since it has a million dollar price tag. Encrusted with tiny diamonds and featuring a secret compartment, the phone comes equipped with 2 GB of memory, Bluetooth connectivity, and a USB connection to hook it up to your computer. It does not, however, do your taxes or give backrubs, so the price tag seems a little steep.

9 comments:

Aditi said...

a million dollar phone. I dont think it will remain one of a kind too long, watch someone in india will soon want one

Keshi said...

LOL some very funny ones! wuts with that slipper urggggh!

Keshi.

Shitrint said...

u said it right! the smoker will go into withdrawal by the time the solar lighter even inflicts a speck of fire on the cig!!
;-)

Harjee Kapur said...

I'm inspired...
I'm gonna invent something now...

karmic_jay said...

@aditi.. there are people with money and then their always their vanity.

@keshi.. Yep that was gross, imagine killing a roach and then walking arounf with the slippers with squished roaches on the underside..eww!

@shitrint.. yep. I mean would anyone have the patience to wait for their smoke to take this long to light?

@Harjee.. thanks for stopping by. Let the creative juices flow!

Mr. J said...

I'd rather use a match box than the old age lighter.

Teri said...

Those were some, ahem, great inventions.

With as often as I misplace my phone, I'd hate to have a million-dollar one...

Keshi said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Keshi.

Enyur said...

Oh man! Some of these are hilarious...like the soup thingy...I wonder if people actually use it?

And that slipper thingy is a major accident waiting to happen...imagine walking with one of those down the stairs and the person behind you 'accidentally' steps on those little handles sticking...lol!