Monday, May 01, 2006

The Wackiest Products To Keep You Cooking

Too Lazy to Shake It Yourself - Automatic Salt and Pepper Shaker

Just position the shaker over your food, pull the ring, and the shaker will tremble away on its very own!
There are no batteries involved -- The shakers contain a miniature gearbox that operates on a simple pull of the string.

I don't think they are serious about this, but maybe they are. Might be a nice surprise to pull on your dinner guests.

Brain Mold

"People always talk about needing some good brain food. Well here it is the Brain Gelatin Mold. Not feeling too smart lately? Then set this Brain Gelatin on the table and watch how people will compliment you on your Brains."

Hehe.. while you are at it why not throw in some Chianti and fava beans too? ;) (silence of the lambs reference).

Too Spastic to Twirl Self Twirling Spagetti Fork

"Rejoice, spaghetti lovers! Your pasta prayers have been answered!...You can now avoid the drudgery of having to twirl your own spaghetti.With the Motor-Powered Self-Twirling Spaghetti Fork, all you have to do is switch it on, jab it into a bowl of pasta, and watch the fork do all the hard work."

I can use that one ;)

Instant Hot Dog into Octopus Shaper

Octodog Franfurter Converter -What the heck is an Octodog?? Well it's a new, unique way to make your hot dog. Just insert hot dog into the Octodog push down and get the craziest looking hotdog you've ever seen."
Hmm try putting that one of a bun, you would have the tentacles hanging out off the sides.

Stick It Up A Dog's Ass Towel Holder

"Dog End With Towel -The original cloth holder from slam, easy to look after, does not require taking for walks, cheap to feed, does not smell, won't shed hair everywhere, gets on well with cats, well - just ignores them really, and you can also use it to hold your tea towel.."

Funny pulling something from a dog's ass and then wiping your face or hands with it.. well its not a real dog's ass but you get my point.

She's A Real Ballbuster Nut Cracker

"The Original Nutcracker is an elegant utensil for everyday living....The Original Nutcracker is an avant garde yet practical new device for those who are looking to add extra zing to their next cocktail or dinner party."
Ouch! You better keep that one out of her hands when she is upset with you, else say good bye to your nuts!

The link to these strange gadgets can be found here.


Keshi said...

Correct me if Im wrong Jay, this could only happen in!

**salt n peppa shakers

goshh some very lazy butt wud have invented that!

**Brain Gelatin Mold

WTF ewwwwwwww!

**Spaghettit twirlesr

huhhhhhh! I always love twirling my spaghetti by myself!

**Hot Dog into Octopus Shaper

lol no comments!

**Dog End With Towel

yukkkkkkkkk lollllz!


lol @goodbye to ur nuts!


Enyur said...

lol! I like the twirling fork! Although, I think it would be annoying to have to press the stop button every time you stick the fork in your mouth (or worse, does it keep twisting?)

The hot dog thingy looked a little nasty! lol!

Mr. J said...

Lol... the nutcracker one is so cool :p

karmic_jay said...

Keshi.. Ye we americans are known for our ingenuity ;).
keshi/me..I loved the nutcracker, gotta protect the family jewels.
lol@enyur.. ye the tongue might be gone by the time the fork stops spining.

opinionatedinjerzee said...

hehe!! where do you find this stuff!!! bit i do like that towel holder!!

Silvs said...

Hot Dog into Octopus Shaper creeped me out! I won't be eating weeners for a while :)

sittingnut said...

thanks for the wishes :-)

this stuff is wacky indeed and quite 'ingenious' too. wackiness of it just proves the overflowing ingenuity of the ppl

Viewer said...

Like the brain mould and dog's end towel holder

Keshi said...


U bet! :)

haha, nut cracker and 'fammoly' jewlels!


Maya Cassis said...

yikes!these are so weird but funny anyways ahhaha