Tuesday, August 15, 2006

When You Are Too Tired ..Just Post Pictures

So in that tradition I present..

Who is monkeying around here?



No matter what the game must go on...



This is disturbing on some level isn't it?


And some late night funnies...

"On some flights the only thing airlines are letting you take on are a passport and cash. The passport, of course, for identification and the cash, so they can sell you a bottle of water for $20." --Jay Leno

"Now they're saying all this terrorist activity could lead to higher oil prices. When asked why, the oil companies said, 'Cause everything leads to higher oil prices.' In fact, the price of crude oil could hit $80 a barrel. That's not crude -- that's obscene." --Jay Leno

"The airlines are saying no more hair gels, shampoos, make-up or hair spray allowed in carry-on bags. Who's attacking us? Drag queens? They also said men cannot carry on shaving cream. Why? When was the last time you saw an Islamic militant guy with a can of shaving cream?." --Jay Leno

"The big story still is the big terror plot foiled in Britain. Earlier today, a top official in England said, 'Britain is living through its most frightening time since the second World War.' Of course, he wasn't counting that three-year run by the Spice Girls." --Conan O'Brien

"Today President Bush said the United States is still under the threat of attack. Then he went back on vacation. I don't think President Bush really understands the severity of this situation. Like when they first told Bush about the terrorist plot against the airlines, he said, 'Let me guess, snakes on a plane?'" --Jay Leno

"Officials say these terrorists targeted United, American and Continental airlines. You know what that means? Even terrorists won't fly Southwest." --Jay Leno

"A mild earthquake shook Mexico City. Fortunately no citizens of Mexico City were hurt because they're all living in Los Angeles." --Conan O'Brien

"On Tuesday, Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman lost his party's nomination for the U.S. Senate. Like the statesman he is, the senator went out with dignity -- by not going out at all. He's running as what he calls an Independent Democrat. Bravo, Senator. Never give up. Make them pry the key to the Senate wash room from your cold, dead hands. Joe, it's not your own future you're fighting for. You're fighting for the future of America." --Stephen Colbert

And I am on the clock for preacher's tag about books..

15 comments:

Aditi said...

funny pics all of them especially of the painter within the statue's mouth..

Ekta said...

haha..loved the pics...the painter one was really cool!

MellowDrama said...

haha..oh and today's paper had another one, Leno quipping that he got damn excited seeing a long line of people - outside his studio. Until he realised they were not for his show - it was the check 0ut line for the Burbank airport. hehe. Btw I think the drag queen remark is awesome oh and the one about shaving cream not being allowed and how many people have seen Jihadi's carrying shaving cream?!

San said...

hmm the last picture is a lil scary

karmic_jay said...

@Aditi.. Thanks

@Ekta thanks.

@Mellow. That was funny. I was sitting across a lady who works for an airline, she said she is having to deal with a lot of irritated passengers, esp these days. Flying isn't fun and with all these new checks.

@San.. thanks

Keshi said...

Terror rules the news now ha..how sad.

Nice pics as usual Jay.

Keshi.

Mr. J said...

Jay Leno is toooo good. Lol!!

shruti said...

nice collection dear...

nice to see more of it..

Id it is said...

Thanks for sharing those pictures;
one and three are rather intriguing and could do with some explaining. hehe

shama said...

"No matter what the game must go on..." This picture actually reminds me of a time when four cousins of mine were playing carrom when the lights went out. They actually put candles on each corner of the board and continued playing as if nothing at happened. :)

ggop said...

Two years ago I paid 5 euros for a 500 ml bottle of water on a Ryan Air flight from Dublin to London. So Jay Leno may not be off the mark here :-)
-gg

Gangadhar said...

fantastic pics,Sanjay..where did u find those pics? amazing!!

Dadoji said...

The last two pics are really....you know...picture perfect.

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