As Atrios says..
How pathetic are you when major magazines are running stories about how you're the president of the United States and your daddy has to come fix your mess.More on that mess below..
Too many bodies for Iraqi morgues
Some Iraqi men, fearful of an anonymous burial, are tattooing their thighs with names and phone numbers to make it easy to identify their bodies. They do that because morgue employees have little time to spend on each body because so many show up every day. Sometimes all wailing wives and mothers are shown is a photograph of their loved one's corpse.On a lighter note..
Some zingers from weekend update on SNL
"This week, on Tuesday night, in an ironic turnaround, Iraq brought regime change to the U.S."
- Amy Poehler
"Nancy Pelosi, the like Speaker of the House, had lunch at the White House with President Bush, though just to rub things in, she left early to have an abortion."
"Today's Veteran's Day, so that won't affect anyone in the White House."
- Seth Meyers
Is this one above a parody?
Papa John Pizza
So, how do you get your message across and get people talking about your product? You do what Papa John's Pizza did. Created by Saatchi & Saatchi, Peru, this clever, yet simple idea in promoting Papa John's Pizza won gold at the recent Cannes International advertising awards.
Philips: Darth Vader Philips lightsabre