Friday, November 24, 2006

Quick Post...

20 Clever Business Signs (from the folks at Moronland.net)


1) At an Optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

2) In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

3) In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

4) On a Plumber's Shop:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

5) On the trucks of a Plumbing Company:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call us."

6) Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

7) At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

8) On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

9) At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

10) Another Pizza shop slogan:
"Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."

11) On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

12) In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out."

13) On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."

14) On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

15) On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

16) At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

17) Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

18) In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"We'll be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

19) At a New Orleans waste disposal company:
"Our business is picking up, but it still stinks."

20) At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be de-Lighted."

Extra: In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Please drive carefully. We'll wait."

Extra: At a Propane Filling Station:
"Tank heaven for little grills."

Why Oh Why!



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5 comments:

Sai said...

LOL@ at the business signs!

Whose bedroom is that? Owner/inventor of post-it? ;-)

Eww about the Turkey! Clever marketing though.

(Uh-oh I am the first to comment on the site)

Sanjay said...

Welcome to being first! :)

Dunno.. whose bedroom that is.

Dan said...

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

Actually this is true for me no matter where I go. ;)

Astral said...

~*~ In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out." ~*~
Just loved this one, will use it.....

Aditi said...

wow a postit bedroom.. now there is an idea