Saturday, December 09, 2006

Weekend Notes...

*A* is a huge fan of Leonardo DiCaprio so a trip to the movies to see Blood Diamond is on. I dig the action and there is Jennifer Connelly.

Funnies...

From Moronland

1) In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb".

2) Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden"... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

3) Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

4) It is impossible to lick your elbow.

5) Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

6) Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs - Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

7) 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

8) Question: If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
Answer: One thousand

9) In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase... "goodnight, sleep tight."

10) It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

11) In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

12) Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

13) This is pretty sick. I can read it actually!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

A monster made just from newspaper..

More here..

14 comments:

Asha said...

I don't like that guy( boy/ man!!) ,actually we call him D'crapio!:D:D

meno said...

Have fun at the movies. If you get bored you can make yourself a monster from the popcorn napkins.

Sai said...

Have fun at the movies!

Cool picture!Hey I could read it too!

Eli said...

A monster made just from newspaper..

To be fair, I think TV and radio share responsibility for Bush as well.

Sugarlips said...

It looks like an alien to me :)
Blood Diamond is a good movie.
Have a gr8 weekend ahead.

Stay Beautiful...!!

Maggie said...

eli takes the prize! So wry and astute.

That newspaper monster reminds me of something from Star Wars but I can't place it.

I could read that paragraph too and I am amazed.

Enjoy your movie!

starry nights said...

Hope you enjoyed the movie.I heard it is really good. Love the funnies, so many facts I did not know. I could actually read the last part too.Have a good weekend.

Ash said...

Interesting post!

Diana said...

I've always wondered why 'honeymoom'. Thanks.

The human mind is an amazing thing, indeed.

Shionge said...

What an insightful post Sanjay ":D

Keshi said...

Interesting :)

Keshi.

Anali said...

I'm very sad to say that I was convinced somehow that I could lick my elbow. I guess I should be happy to report that I cannot. : )

Lera said...

sounds to be a fun movie for the weekend watching!It was fun reading the funnies.:)

Carrie said...

I want to know how many people tried to lick their elbow after reading this? I know I tried.

I love this list and will have to print it off.