Senate Wins Fight To Lower Allowable Amperage Levels On Detainees' Testicles
WASHINGTON, DC—Led by a bipartisan group of senators critical of White House policy on suspected terrorists, the Senate passed a bill Thursday that prohibits interrogators from exceeding 100 amps per testicle when questioning detainees. "Even in times of war, it counterproductive and wrong to employ certain inhumane interrogation techniques, and using three-digit amperage levels on the testicles of captives constitutes torture," said Sen. John Warner (R-VA), who has also supported reducing the size of attack dogs and the height of nude pyramids. "Using amperages of 99 and lower, with approved surge protectors on the jumper-cable clamps, are the hallmarks of a civilized society." The legislation did not address amperage restrictions on suspected terrorists' labia.
LOL.... Thats satire from the Onion. However I would not put a discussion like this happening in our nation outside the realm of impossibility. For it was the idiotic right wing Rush Limbaugh who after all thought that some of the pictures from Abu Ghraib as being no worse than a college fraternity prank.
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*A* an avid reader of the NY Times pointed out some interesting recipes to me. I should try some out this weekend. I am looking forward to them actually.
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