Not sure if my lack of a Friday post was ever noticed. I was laid low first by a mysterious virus that caused a fever 100.5 and no other symptoms other than chills, and then it was gone. Part deux of laid low was I strained my back in the weight room. After a day's rest some naproxen and countless hot and cold packs the pain is gone and am almost good as new. Ready to become a couch potato this weekend and face the rigors of watching the NFL conference championships on TeeVee. ;)
Things Boyfriends Say (link)
"If you gave me a car made of diamonds and blowjobs all day I still wouldn't drink that beer."
Low and lazy.
me: Your fly is open.
e: I'M ADVERTISING.
me: So you're all right with vegan bread?
e: I wasn't aware that there were any animals in bread, unless grain has become a form of life that must suddenly be preserved.
me: I'm going to make you a meal that's nothing but vegan bread, yellow mustard and flat Coke.
e: Why don't you just cut off my thumbs and call it a complete evening.