Practical Jokes for the Office
Try this at your own risk. ;) link
This one works best when you are a male. When you are in a crowded lift (elevator) with a female friend, turn to her, and in a hushed but urgent tone say, "Well, if it's not MY baby, then whose is it?"
It makes for a very awkward ride for the others, while your friend turns red and tries to stifle her laughter.
Disclaimer: To get the best result, this trick can really only be played successfully once.
This one is so simple it cracks me up.
Pull the keyboard plug out of the PC. Not all the way. Just enough so it looks like it's plugged in but isn't. Sit back, wait and watch for the calls to Tech. Support.
This one is really tricky, but if you do it just right, it's work a thousand laughs, and probably a smack upside your head.
Find a companion you think will handle a joke.
Grab one of their desk drawers.
Turn the drawer upside down and get all of the stuff back into the drawer.
Shove and stuff as much as is required.
When they next pull open the drawer, it will dump the entire contents of the drawer on the floor.
Overheard in New York link
... Alamo. You Know, Texans. Bang, Bang!
Chick: Where are you from?
Male employee: Mexico. Where are you from?
Male employee: Where?
Chick, simulating gunfire: Iran. You know, terrorists. Bang, bang!
Male employee: Oh. Yeah.
--Chipotle, E 8th St
Because That's Just a Sexual Thing
Woman #1: He's kinda funky. He doesn't bathe a lot.
Woman #2: Really?
Woman #1: Yeah, he's an artist. Like, he wears lederhosen... Maybe that's a bad example.
--New Pasteur Restaurant
Overheard by: Shawn
White guy with dreads: Think about this -- taking a shit is the one thing in which all people of all races, sexes and religions are truly equal.
Hippie girl: Not exactly. Some people shit on solid gold toilet bowls while others shit in a bucket.
Little boy at next table, standing on booth seat: I shit in my pants! Hahaha!
--Wo Hop, 15 Mott St
Overheard by: Big Larry